House rocks my funbox. Five truths I have learnt from house;

1. My attraction for men twice my age apparently includes limping sarky stubbly assholes.

2. Although I am male-oriented I would marry Cuddy and give her babies. Somehow.

3. Hugh Laurie is a genius.

4. House and Cuddy are so made for each other and great GOD in heaven I pray let them get it on sometime soon because I cannot stand the sexual tension anymore

5. I would marry House, divorce him for being a meanie and then marry his best friend Wilson, but I would secretly lust over Cuddy. It would be a complicated hospital co-worker love triangle.

Come on guys! Whats stopping you?

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